Dr. Lulzington’s Hate Mail Extravaganza!

Dear Dr. Lulzington,

I have been reading your site for a month now, and I am so disgusted I’m going to puke. You are the most misogynistic piece of shit that I have ever met! Where do you come off telling men to turn their women into whores? It’s almost 2010, asshole, and women can be anything they want in the free world. Men like you are why I want to become a lesbian.

Fuck you,

A REAL woman

—Dear “Real Woman”,

First of all, Dr. Lulzington firmly believes in M/F/T gender equality. For instance, if you, a woman, wanted to turn a man into a whore, that would be just as good. Don’t believe me? Check this out!

It works in any combination. If you’re going to be a lesbian, you can whore out your girlfriend. Like transgender? Go for it! Dr. Lulzington’s favorite pimp/ho combo is T/T anyway, so there.

Thanks for reading, and Dr. Lulzington hopes you finally get laid, bitch.