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My Sister Is A Skank!

October 20, 2009

Dear Dr. Lulzington,

I am worried about my sister, “Alexis”, who has become dangerously promiscuous. In high school and college, she was extremely conservative. Upon graduation, she decided that she had been a virgin too long and gave herself up to the next guy that gave her any attention.

Shortly afterward, she moved in with me. That was over a year ago. Since then, there has been more dick in this house than an Army base – and most of it has been for her! She seems to have no standards, either. To be honest, some of the men I’ve seen come out of her room have faces that could stop a clock.

We live in a close-knit community, and word of her reputation is getting out. Not only is it embarrassing for our family, but Alexis is hurting herself. It’s like she has no self-esteem at all. What should I do?

—Worried in Washington State

Dear Worried,

This is very intriguing indeed. On one hand. your sister at this point could be riddled with venereal disease and feeling horrible about herself. On the other hand, if it weren’t for women like that, people like Dr. Lulzington here would never get laid!

Don’t worry too much, Worried. The world is full of skanks, sluts, and skeezes. You tell that sister of yours that she should pay Dr. Lulzington a visit so that he can giver her some personal counseling that she’ll never forget. And tell her to bring one of her fuggo boyfriends. Dr. L. loves M/M/F threesomes.

Update 11/22: https://drlulzington.wordpress.com/2009/11/22/update-my-sister-is-a-skank/

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7 Comments
  1. dude permalink

    what’s her number?

  2. doctorlulzington permalink

    Me first!

  3. Smartie permalink

    What she needs is a webcam and a dildo, she could turn this new her into a flourishing business. Then the whiny sister can become her manager and make a fortune! 😉

  4. doctorlulzington permalink

    Shhhh…I was going to ask to be her manager.

  5. Dave permalink

    Eh, what’s your address, I’d like to meet your sister.

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