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My Female Friend Is Obsessed With Gay Sex!

November 12, 2009

Dear Dr.Lulzington,

I am a 23-year-old gay man. My BFF, or “fag hag” if you will, “Cathy”, is obsessed with the idea of two guys doing it. To be fair, so am I, but Cathy’s passion for it is becoming quite uncomfortable. It’s gotten to where it’s all she talks about. The last straw came when she asked if she could film me and my boyfriend in bed!

I don’t know what to do. We’ve been friends almost our whole lives, but this could ruin it all. Help me!

—Hagged out in Hawaii

Dear Hagged,

Dr. Lulzington is very happy you wrote to him for two reasons. One is that Dr. Lulzington loves the gays. Without them, he’d only get laid half as much!

The second reason why Dr. L is happy is that he can finally talk about how a woman can be a good pimp just as easily as a man can. Don’t you see the opportunity being presented to you? You should BY ALL MEANS allow Cathy to film you and your BF. Really go over the top, don’t hold back at all. Then, let Cathy market and sell the video for you.

All three of you could stand to really get paid. Don’t you want that?

Dr. Lulzington promises to purchase a copy. Good luck and happy humping!

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