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Am I Gay?

November 23, 2009

Dear Dr. Lulzington,

I’m a college junior, and I’ve been questioning my sexuality. It all started when I lost my scholarship and started putting amateur porn videos of myself on the Internet to make some money. I’ve been doing live webcam shows, too. I was hoping to get some female fans this way but they are all men.

The crazy thing is, it turns me on so much. Sometimes the guys show me their stuff on their own webcams, and it just gets me going further. Lately, just the thought of a vagina makes me wrinkle my nose in disapproval.

Tell me, Dr. L…am I gay?

—Maybe Gayby

—Dear Maybe,

The short answer to this question is yes.

The long answer to this question is YEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSS.

There is no question of your sexuality. You, my friend, love dick like a gold digger loves diamonds. Dr. Lulzington doesn’t think you ever really wanted to be with a woman. Do you?

As is well known, Dr. L is a notorious switch hitter. Where can he see your webcam shows? Dr. L will pay top dollar. He’s waiting!

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9 Comments
  1. He’s gay, but it would be so sexy to make out with a woman! At least, until his album makes platinum!

  2. chikkijaxun permalink

    Sarver loves giving a good webcam show

    • Michael Sarver from American Idol? Yes, I have also heard that. Is he on one of those chubby chaser sites?

    • chikkijaxun permalink

      Yep, you can find him on the skinned bear webcam sites. He’s loving everyone in a godly kinda way.

  3. Anonymous permalink

    Fuck this shit!

  4. Mrs. Cho permalink

    Everybody little bit gay. Ass in moderation!

  5. anonymous permalink

    Come on over & we’ll discuss it. There’s nothing like the warmth of a cute
    regular guy holding you and rubbing you gently Then finally getting you off.
    If your gay, you’ll know it dude, you’ll know it. Stop playing the straight
    guy shit, lifes too fucking short. I you feel it live it dude, just live life.

  6. Anonymous permalink

    WHY WOULD ANYONE THINK HE IS GAY??

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